ROBOT BOXING
Chinese robotics company Unitree just dropped the announcement for what they claim will be the first ever boxing match between humanoid robots. The event is called “Iron Fist King: Awakening!” —which, let’s be honest, sounds more like an arcade game from the early 2000s than an actual tech showcase. But apparently, it's happening. In about a month. And yes, they’re promising punches. Between robots. For real.
They’ve already released a teaser video showing two of their machines squaring off in what looks like a training session. The bots throw punches, move around with a certain flow, and even stumble a bit —as if the video’s trying extra hard to look real because not everything looks polished. Still, it’s hard to buy it completely.
The movements feel… off. Too smooth to be robotic, too clunky to be cutting-edge animation. It sits in that uncanny valley where your brain goes: “Nice try, but I’m not sold.” It smells more like well-done CGI packaged as “look what we can already do,” rather than something truly happening in real time.
Are we getting closer to actual robot sports? Maybe. Are we seeing a real one here? Yeah, not likely.
Then you watch a recent clip of a Chinese “police robot” in action —supposedly real— and suddenly your hopes drop. If that’s what’s going to stop crime, we’re in trouble. In the future, maybe. For now? It barely charges your phone and works as a glorified alarm clock.
They talk about reducing “human error.”
Then Thailand introduces its first police robot, and the only thing you see online are AI-generated promo clips. It’s starting to feel like there’s an international race to show off who gets there first —kind of like the space race back in the ‘50s between the U.S. and the USSR.
Here’s a look at the robots that are actually on the market today, including their size, cost, and where they’re made.







A sweet memento from their first date.