MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL323

Back in the Renaissance, some doctors already understood what we now consider basic common sense: if unrequited love is driving you mad, maybe what you need isn’t poetry — it’s a good old-fashioned wank.

They called it “amorous melancholy,” and it was basically a kind of depression triggered by pent-up desire. And yes, some physicians actually recommended releasing the tension as a way to avoid going off the rails. Ejaculating as therapy. Literally. They didn’t say it that bluntly, but between the lines, what they were prescribing was sex — and then moving on with your life.

Guided by the theory of humors (from Hippocrates and Galen), they believed imbalances in bodily fluids like bile, blood, or even semen could mess with both your physical and mental health.

• Girolamo Mercuriale (1530–1606)an Italian physician and author of De Morbis Cutaneis and De Morbo Gallico, didn’t talk about masturbation directly, but he did suggest that prolonged sexual abstinence could cause illness — and that sex (or a release) could be therapeutic.
• André Du Laurens (1558–1609), a French doctor, openly discussed amorous melancholy in his work Discours de la conservation de la vue… and recommended sex or ejaculation to restore emotional balance.
• Juan Huarte de San Juan (1529–1588), a Spanish physician and author of Examen de Ingenios, connected unsatisfied sexual desire with mental and emotional instability. He didn’t mention masturbation explicitly either, but made it clear that release was necessary for emotional stability — especially in those with an excess of “heat” or desire.

So yes, masturbation was seen as a way to treat romantic despair in the Renaissance. The idea of jerking off so you don’t lose your mind over heartbreak? It’s right there in the old medical texts.

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MASTURBATING IS FOR HOTTIES VOL317

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MY FAVORITE PLACE

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After the bedroom, the bathroom takes the silver medal as the favorite place to masturbate. And it makes perfect sense. The door lock guarantees privacy, no one questions if you spend a while in there, and most importantly—the shower and bathtub are right there to make life easier and a whole lot more pleasurable.

The warm water, the soothing sound of the faucet running, and the chance to be completely alone without raising any suspicions make the bathroom the perfect setting for some quality solo time. It doesn’t matter if you prefer the shower’s water stream, the heat of the water running down your skin, or simply the fact that it's a private escape within your home. One thing’s for sure: the bathroom is much more than a place to wash up and relieve yourself—it’s a temple, a sanctuary of pleasure.



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IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME TO MASTURBATE

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Sometimes timing is not right to have a transcendental conversation, or to take a vacation, to drop out of college, change jobs or have a child, but it is always a good time to masturbate. Never say no to a good fingering session.



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SARA KELA, FIRST DATES HOPEFUL

Many of us watch First Dates because we know we’re in for a good laugh to end the day. In one of those episodes, Sara Kela showed up for a special pajama-themed night. That evening, she went on a date with a stripper who drove her absolutely wild. And from that moment on, her life took a turn.

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AVOIDING MASTURBATION IN THE 11TH CENTURY

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In the Middle Ages, masturbation was considered a serious sin by the Church, and monks had rather extreme methods to avoid it. Some would sleep with iron gloves lined with spikes to make any nocturnal attempt painful. Others, following the advice of theologian Saint Peter Damian in the 11th century, slept with their arms crossed over their chests or even tied their hands to resist temptation.

It was also believed that certain foods, such as red meat and spices, increased "lust," so monks followed very restricted diets based on bread, legumes, and fish to suppress any sexual urges.

While these ideas may seem extreme today, their influence still lingers. Even after centuries, sex and masturbation remain taboo topics in many countries where Christianity has played a major role. In many ways, the stigma surrounding sexuality today has its roots in that era. As the saying goes: you reap what you sow.



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